Goodbye

I have given up yet another blog. Goodbbye.

Rants regarding Facebook.

By adding a number of teenage girls to your Facebook friends, you may have noticed:


A)Pictures of themselves in bad lighting

B)Obnoxiously miserable status updates: "sooo saddd. lifeee sucksss ):"

C)Photos of their friends performing an obscene hand gesture and a caption similar to "yoou knooww were bitchssss lol"

D)More obnoxious status updates: "myy Teacher iss aA bitchhh. sooo mucchh homeworkk. i wantt tto Murder herrrr. lol"

E)Friendly exchange of camaraderie, followed with hearts: "omg thx for Lendinngg mee tht gorrilllaa poowwdeerr (: il yoouu soo mcuchh ♥♥♥♥♥!"

F)Self-ascribed 'photographers' who do not know how to use their point-and-shoot beyond setting it on 'Auto', and will post pictures with cliche themes, often with the caption being a cheesy quote from Sarah Dessen or Nicholas Sparks books.



My response to every one of them, in chronological order:


A) You're really not as attractive as you think you are, and stop turning up the exposure to fool yourself into thinking you don't have acne.

B) 'lyk, omggg, i totallyyy feelll ur pain girll ):'

C) Oh, look! Her middle finger cannot flex with the others. Poor, physically disabled girl.

D) You want to murder your teacher for what she's supposed to do, and what every other teacher worldwide does? Alright then.

E) Does that mean you take back what you said about her?

F) You're not a photographer. You can't just wake up one day, think, "I'm bored. I'll be a photographer because it's what the cool people are doing now."